Sunday, May 3, 2009
Muthu's joke
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview….
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'… that's why."
Wife : ?????????
MUTHU & TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village… and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the
manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "*****WASH BASIN***** "
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it 's on fire. How will you escape?" Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
Muthu & Press
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ???????????? Because a woman journalist with a badge which read "*****PRESS*****"
pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him… and he did it!
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview….
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'… that's why."
Wife : ?????????
MUTHU & TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village… and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the
manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "*****WASH BASIN***** "
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it 's on fire. How will you escape?" Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
Muthu & Press
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ???????????? Because a woman journalist with a badge which read "*****PRESS*****"
pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him… and he did it!
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