Friday, March 6, 2009
Funny Truths About Life in Singapore
1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy,harder & harder to
Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn
More
8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art
equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car,
Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland
Chinese
11. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Sporeans! rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy
killing stray cats
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus,
Second section is for Carrying Ghost
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy,harder & harder to
Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn
More
8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art
equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car,
Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland
Chinese
11. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Sporeans! rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy
killing stray cats
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus,
Second section is for Carrying Ghost
Labels: Brighten up your day
and i Always do~